Geyser!

The first thing I was taught about changing boy's diapers was to stand
off to the side to avoid directional spurts of pee. While changing
Peanut's diaper under the UV light, I was amazed at the UV enhanced
color of the poo. I cleaned him up and lifted up his legs to wipe the
final bits up. As soon as his legs hit the apex, he let go and a
brown stream arched up and over to the side! What a mess - all over
the UV machine, my hand, his blankets and the floor! To make things
worse, it was the last diaper at our station. And they say our
excitement is about to begin.